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Beaning

Originating some time in Jackson Wilson’s early highschool days, stemming from the green bean photo that says “uh oh you frickin moron, you just got beaned!”, Beaning is a way of life.
Victim: “I’m bored

Jackson: “Hi bored, I’m Jackson. Beaned!”

Victim: “Fuck you cunt!”
Jackson: “Who is you cunt and why do you want me to fuck them? Beaned.”

There’s many other styles of beaning but these are the most common.
by TiddyLicker1337 September 8, 2021
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Bean

BEAN is a dangerous person if you see
Bean is the hiding
by Jacktherapes October 18, 2021
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bean soup

"bean soup" is in reference to a tiktok video where a creator posted a recipe for bean soup and then received a comment asking, "what if i don't like beans?"

"bean soup", "being bean souped", or "bean souping" is a phenomena in which a user is unable to recognize that not all content is directed towards them. a normal user would realize they don't identify with the content and move on; a bean souper would interact in opposition - and usually unintelligently, too.
op: "here's how i curl my hair with a curling iron."
bean souper: "what do i do if i don't have any hair?"
by svrcmplx January 10, 2025
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Jelly Bean

I want to taste her jelly bean.
by Yum Yum Sauce March 23, 2021
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Bean

Beans' are either the absolute hell spawn of an individual or one of the most sweetest people you'll ever meet. Our Bean though is one of the nice ones <3
Hey Bean just uploaded a new video!

I better go check that out!
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Coffee-beaned

Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).
That coffee was so good, I got coffee-beaned.
by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025
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