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Mom Respect

The little respect your mother has for your personal life / space. Does whatever the hell she wants, whenever the hell she wants. Very annoying.
Friend: I was taking a massive dump and my mom walked in and asked me what I wanted for dinner after she did her hair.
Friend 2: Yeah, that's a lot of mom respect for you.
by Chinis Chink May 27, 2016
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Mom Speed

Dude I can't even remember the last time I was moving at mom Speed.
by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016
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Florida mom

A woman in her 40s and 50s her dresses and acts like a woman a half her age. Is often seen at the bar with her college-age daughter and tries to pick up on whatever dude she brings home.
Brian Griffin: Hey guys, look over there! It's a hot girl from Florida!
Peter Griffin: No, no, don't If you talk to her, you'll have to talk to her mom!
Florida mom: Oh I see you've met my daughter. You know, we were just mistaken for sister at the bar.
by dwigger2 June 17, 2016
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mom facial

Moms use their spit and a napkin or kleenex to clean the lips and face of their children. You realize that it's not sanitary, but it gets the job done. napkin, facial wipe, mom, mother, momma, child, children, kid, multitask, clean, wipe
It took me back to my youth when I saw a mother in the waiting room doing a mom facial on her kid.
by joecoolthefool June 22, 2016
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mom facial

Moms use their spit and a napkin or kleenex to clean the lips and face of their children. You realize that it's not sanitary, but it gets the job done. napkin, facial wipe, mom, mother, momma, child, children, kid, multitask, clean, wipe
It took me back to my youth when I saw a mother in the waiting room doing a mom facial on her kid.
by joecoolthefool June 22, 2016
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PBS mom

A mom who completely or mostly bases her son/daughter's life from programs and shows about parenthood. Many PBS moms children will be subject to the following. :

> Anything wrong they do its always just a phase.
> lots of classical music in the home.
> Telling you that you can tell her anything but she already has responses to it because it was a 2 hour program on Monday on ''how to talk to your kids'' episode #455.
And much more...

Usually a PBS mom is not a bad or good thing it can usually just get annoying.
''oh my god my mom wont even let me out beacouse i wont put my hat on and some docter on TV told her that 20% of body heat escapes from your head! Such a PBS mom'...'
by jrock1127 May 2, 2016
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french toast your mom

When you cum on a chicks back and flip her around and finish on her chest.
by Asheveday92 October 11, 2016
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