James. A special person with a heart of bronze, happy to help out and a great shoulder to lead on. HOWEVER, James is pure and simply a smelly little bum. James has no self pride, extremely chavvy and can be commonly found in knocked off tracksuits because he can't really afford the real thing. James always tries to take control of your life because they have no control over their own. A James has an annoying habit of outstaining his welcome and he is always looking to snatch up your girlfriend, but fear not the smell alone repels him. James is Insanely annoying, loves drama, unkept and usually lives at home with his mom. He's a sad, smelly creature of habit.
Good luck and all the best to you if you know a James.
Good luck and all the best to you if you know a James.
Person 1: Mate my life's a mess
Person 2: Dude your living the life of a James
Person 1: Woah, have you farted?
Person 2: Nah, James just walked in
Mom: Tidy your room!
Son: Mom, your such a James 😒🙄
Person 2: Dude your living the life of a James
Person 1: Woah, have you farted?
Person 2: Nah, James just walked in
Mom: Tidy your room!
Son: Mom, your such a James 😒🙄
by Owen447 January 27, 2022
James is a stalker who creepy and is not funny you may not understand what the heck James is saying half the time and he is also not cute he may not have that much friends but he is a good friend who would stick up for you even tho sometimes he can be annoying
by Jason darrillo January 04, 2020
A very thankful person with a square face a strange nose. He likes to run away from you and he likes to lick windows. I am sure that you don't like him. He is very feminine and usually sits down like a mermaid.
Situation: James finishes his dinner:
James: mmm...thank's
Situation2: You are going to have a shower and James sees you on the corridor:
James: (run away the faster as possible, pretending to be an invisible person).
James: mmm...thank's
Situation2: You are going to have a shower and James sees you on the corridor:
James: (run away the faster as possible, pretending to be an invisible person).
by very fat ugpweon October 27, 2017
James is a stalker who creepy and is not funny you may not understand what the heck James is saying half the time and he is also not cute he may not have that much friends but he is a good friend who would stick up for you even tho sometimes he can be annoying
by Jason darrillo January 04, 2020
by hahahahhahafunnyperson403 March 19, 2022
a lying, cheating, narcissistic, abusive, manipulative cunt who is also a sociopath. stay away at all costs.
by pussydough January 28, 2023