fucking tits

an expression, usually loud with a great amount of passion, that can represent joy, anger and anything in between

"Fucking tits! She wants to bang me!"

"I just got an F on my final...fucking tits!"

by Frederikson c304 January 30, 2006

fuck pole

A term, generally reserved for sexually explicit stories, relating to the male penis.

Gary took his fuck pole and gave Suzy the night of her life.

by PJC October 2, 2002

Numpty Fuck

A complete idiot, a pillock, a drongo, some-one who has no idea.

I've told you a dozen times how to do it, you are a bloody numpty fuck !

by Stuart H July 21, 2006

Sand Fuck

To have sexual intercourse on a beach and get sand on and around your penis.
This often leads to serious chaffing of the penis and vagina. The cause is primarily poor blanket positioning and/or when you withdrawl and go for the vagina again you miss driving your penis into the sand.

Holy fuck, my cock is totally raw I Sand Fucked Myra the other night at the beach.

by Asseater01 June 17, 2007

Freudian Fuck

A Freudian Fuck occurs when you are having sex and the thought or image of your opporsite sex parent pops into your head.

"I was nailing this chick last night and all the sudden I thought about my mom. I kept banging her, even though it turned into a Freudian Fuck."

by SJP123 - T August 23, 2008

Thank fuck

Thank fuck is a shortened version of thank fucking god

Thank fuck the test isn’t tomorrow

by Thank fuck 🤣 November 17, 2019

fuck ditch

noun: A term for the female genitalia; synonymous with furry taco, bearded clam, and swollen axe wound.

"Shit man, I got too wasted last night and fed it to Lynne Montgomery's nasty fuck ditch."

by Getou Tathere February 17, 2005