klerp box

A fax machine, from the sound produced when one presses the keys do dial a call.

I need to get on the klerp box---gotta get this fax out before noon!

by pentozali October 06, 2008

i am juice box

parents in the room so you have to be quiet

yo i am juice box.

by SOULESamurai March 09, 2016

Gayer then a box of Mikeys

This term is used when a gay ass nigga decides to speak his gayness in any situation.

Gay ass nigga:Gelato got me flying in the Victors.
Straight ass nigga:I'm not gonna lie that shit is "Gayer then a box of Mikeys."

by Billis Blacksumia August 09, 2018

Tongue Punch ur Fart Box

To jab/stab someone multiple times in their anal cavity with your tongue

Hooker: Baby please don’t go there

Chaz: Why not I just wanna tongue punch ur fart box

by Fuckthatnoise October 05, 2021

Shit-boxed

Being barraged by something powerful in a videogame as soon as you spawn in for no reason.

Guy1: *spawns in a random GTA server and gets blown up by a MkII Opressor in under 2 mins*
"Dude! I just spawned in and I already got shit-boxed! this game is so unbalanced!

Guy2: Sounds like a skill issue to me.

by MP_Yamodo Kamodo December 08, 2022

Cozy Box

Another word for Coffin.

Example one:

Dude, you better shut your mouth before I put you in a cozy Box.

Example two:

P1. You better gimme my money. Or else ...
P2. Or else what!?

P1. Or else I will put you in a Cozy Box

by MFCC February 14, 2012

Nut Box

A makeshift box that can be anything from a goldfish box to a cat food box, you sent your phone in a good spot where you can get a good view, then you use your right hand or left to ejaculate. you use your other hand to hold the box. you can do this sitting down or standing. you can also use a personnel computer. obviously the box is used to nut in, you can use it for multiple days or even weeks.

Ex #1: i used a nut box the other day
Ex #2: i want to use my hand cus i dont like a sock so i will use a nut box

by WhyNot12 July 16, 2023