The New Nintendo Kennel Club is a strange and misleading webforum created and kept running by little girls trapped in 14-19 year old bodies. They used to talk about dogs and puppies, and even pixel pets to keep their amusement at par, now they use n00b language and really medicore jokes to talk about basically anything that takes place in this universe. One day DoggieLicker404 has a slice of pizza, and she feels the need to tell somebody. So, she posts a topic saying "Pizza", and then writes a description about what her pizza looks like, and tastes like, followed by 2000 replies with other users favorite pizza toppings. This could also work with "What's your favorite breed of PUPPY?"
They have an Off-Topic board that consists of basically anything the users have in mind on a daily basis. You name it: Rants, Journals, random sputterings, and even inside jokes.
There are some alright people who attend this web forum, but in the last couple of years their alright-ness has faded, and only few have made it out alive.
You know, I cannot even find the goodness in my heart to suggest you go and take a peek at this terrible place, I don't even care if you're Asian. Don't go. You'll get some sort of interweb aids and die from lack of intelligence.
All in all, it's absolutely a waste of everybodys time and I shun everybody who still wastes their time there.
Have fun getting a career.
Amen.
They have an Off-Topic board that consists of basically anything the users have in mind on a daily basis. You name it: Rants, Journals, random sputterings, and even inside jokes.
There are some alright people who attend this web forum, but in the last couple of years their alright-ness has faded, and only few have made it out alive.
You know, I cannot even find the goodness in my heart to suggest you go and take a peek at this terrible place, I don't even care if you're Asian. Don't go. You'll get some sort of interweb aids and die from lack of intelligence.
All in all, it's absolutely a waste of everybodys time and I shun everybody who still wastes their time there.
Have fun getting a career.
Amen.
NNKCER 1: "GUIZ I JUST GAWT BOTOX LOLZ WANNA C"
NNKCER 2: "NO WAI MANG DATS REELEE GROSS LOLZ GO GET SUM HELP -cutswristsoverherpuppydying-"
NNKCER 3: "OMG YER SO FCKIN DUMB U SHULD GET SUM HELP U DUMBY"
NNKCER 2: "LEEV ME ALONE I GAWT PROBLEMS CUZ MY UNCLE HAS DISLEXIA"
NNKCER 1: "ZOMG MY BOTOX JUST WORE OFF U SUN OF A BEETCH IMMA KILL U WIT MY PUPPIE POWERS"
NNKCER 4: "IM A WIZARD HARRY"
admin: welcome to The New Nintendo Kennel Club!
guy 1: hi, this is my husky, his name is phil
guy 2: FUCK HUSKIES YOU'RE IMMATURE
NNKCER 2: "NO WAI MANG DATS REELEE GROSS LOLZ GO GET SUM HELP -cutswristsoverherpuppydying-"
NNKCER 3: "OMG YER SO FCKIN DUMB U SHULD GET SUM HELP U DUMBY"
NNKCER 2: "LEEV ME ALONE I GAWT PROBLEMS CUZ MY UNCLE HAS DISLEXIA"
NNKCER 1: "ZOMG MY BOTOX JUST WORE OFF U SUN OF A BEETCH IMMA KILL U WIT MY PUPPIE POWERS"
NNKCER 4: "IM A WIZARD HARRY"
admin: welcome to The New Nintendo Kennel Club!
guy 1: hi, this is my husky, his name is phil
guy 2: FUCK HUSKIES YOU'RE IMMATURE
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