Old man

A person with experience in the bed but only gets laid by hookers because his dick can't get hard

If you see an old man on the street tell him the reason why he can't get erect is because he has over used it

by I love lamp 69696969 January 11, 2020

Ert-man

A super hero that looks like a pea. It lives in Denmark and likes to kill gingers. Its best friend is Steg-man, another danish super hero, and together they kill gingers.

If you want to see Ert-man in real life, the only thing you have to do is go kill some gingers. Then it will appear.

Ert-man and Steg-man believes that gingers does not have souls.

Oh man, last night I killed sooo many gingers and out of nowhere Ert-man appeared!

by DerpDenSo September 10, 2012

Man Party

A collection of men that get together and have a LAN party, but also have sports and other activities present.

Jerry : That was a great Man Party!
David: I can't wait for the next one!

by langamer999 December 8, 2012

Man Stop

When a man during a long drive has to make stops as several gas stations along the way to make a piss.

We'll have to make another man stop on the way back

by 2real4anyofthisbullshit December 2, 2011

Taurus man

A prick

"why did you hit my kid with a car"
"it's because I'm a Taurus man"

by Abraham Lincoln's whore November 27, 2021

Homeless Man

Usually someone with Black hair and blue eyes with the name of Tom usually, that lives in a cardboard box. Although very dirty, he is sexy and he will take you in his box for a good time c;

oooo! That homeless man wants to take me into his box, I think its Tom!

by >:)notEthan._. October 29, 2020

Super Man

Referring to the supreme sex that is biologically Male.

Boy 1: I’m a Super man.

Boy 2: I’m confused.. is that meant to be similar to DC Superman?

Boy 1: No, it’s meant to mean I’m a supreme sex — there are 2 supreme (superior) sexes, one being a Super man. Essentially, we are the superior sex, since we are born Male.

by Justine Wheeler March 13, 2021