Life

A slow and very painful death

Life is defined as every one is dying a slow and painful death if you think about it.

by Lifesucks21 May 14, 2018

Jaws of Life

When you put your pointerfingee, index finger, and your thumb in a girls ass or vagina and proceed to separate your thumb from your pointer and index fingers.

The shocker wasn’t cutting it any more for Sarah so I mixed things up a bit and gave her the Jaws of Life.

by expectations exceeded November 27, 2017

Life

Something everyone can agree is the worst ting in your entire life.

Life is so meaningless with life in it

by Totally not a doofus April 28, 2021

Athletic sex life

What a track athlete and cheerleader would have, which is weird to imagine.

Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.

Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood.

Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 31, 2025

sneezed the life out of me

When you sneeze really hard, like you sneezed the life out of yourself

*Person Sneezes*
Person: Christ! I just sneezed the life out of me!

by Team Saveea August 14, 2017

Life

Terminal Disease, with a 100% mortality rate
Symptoms include: Unadulterated Pain, Heartbreak, Mental Breakdowns, Being a punching bag, Hating yourself
Cure: Nothing.

If Dark Souls has taught me anything about life, we just gotta keep on chugging, taking these blows like a champ and moving forward, although sometimes it feels like you're moving on a treadmill: You feel you're going forwards, but in reality you're in stasis, not moving anywhere and going through the same thing over and over and over and over and over again, so you just gotta accept you're not good at something, she doesn't like you back, they rejected your application, etc and you gotta move on.
You gotta move on.

by I asked her out 11 hours back February 13, 2021