Freezing my cheese

A phrase used when one gets angry or frustrated at somebody esle.

Did you just eat my leftovers?! You're really freezing my cheese right now.

by xX_definition_Xx September 9, 2018

I hate cheese

I hate cheese is a good sentence to say to everybody in the world its used most commonly in anti cheese god rituals so that the demons inside a cheese addict (most of us) leave our body

Person A:hey i hate
Person B:i hate cheese too
Person C:I love cheese
A and b:the demos of the cheese shall be gone from the host as you will the sacrifice for the ritual at 12:56 at the Dickson Satanic Church

by Ihatecheesegod451 August 25, 2021

Tarkington Cheese Massacre

Cheese incident at Tarkington Highschool during lunch, then two tables started throwing cheese at eachother.

Nathaniel didn’t know how String cheese was made at the Tarkington Cheese Massacre

by Cheeseman00000235 December 10, 2021

Cheese burger backpack

Cheese burger backpack is a backpack that is suppose to look like a cheeseburger it was created by Wacky Sacks Supply Company

never leave home without my cheese burger backpack

by steven univars May 15, 2023

cheese grater's perk

When grating cheese, as you come to the end of the block you find that there is a small piece that you are not able to grate fully due to its size.

As the cheese grater (not the same as cheese grater), you are entitled to consume this tiny piece of cheese yourself.

"I think you'll find that, having successfully grated this gigantic wedge of cheddar, I am entitled to the cheese grater's perk. Good day to you, sir."

by C3POwen October 6, 2011

Human cheese grater

A medieval torture device in which a being is repeatedly ran over the top of a human scaled cheese grater. A very painful form of punishment, no known survivors.

Did you hear Joe got put on the human cheese grater?

by Willy-Pete March 5, 2020

philadelphia cream cheese

1. This is the art of jerking off onto a piece of toast, spreading it around, then using philly cream cream cheese on top of it to disguise the jism. Great for giving to the bitch or bastard you cant stand.

The bitch was pissing me off so i gave her the philadelphia cream cheese for breakfast and she loved it. She said it had a familiar taste.

by Silk Brah March 21, 2008