When someone named Noah has a big fat crush on someone that realistically will never like him back and he just can’t get over it. She’s not gonna date you dude, let it go 🫤
Person 1: “hey I think that noah guy is a little simp 🫤”
Person 2: “what makes you think that?”
Person 1: “he’s actually obsessed with you and he makes it so obvious even though you keep friend zoning him”
Person 2: “what makes you think that?”
Person 1: “he’s actually obsessed with you and he makes it so obvious even though you keep friend zoning him”
by TevanTheCoolest March 20, 2024
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Friends: Bro leave her alone she don’t like you, she a hoe stop being a simp
Walter: no she not bruh I love her
Walter: no she not bruh I love her
by Imtoodead October 28, 2020
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Get the Simp mug.A spurious term manufactured by sociopaths to be tactically used for the purpose of devaluing and discrediting empathetic, compassionate, and/or devotional behavior, as well as to stave off any possible stirrings of conscience within their insect hearts and/or moral censure by others which an unbiased comparison to their own cold-blooded and self-serving behavior might cause.
Hideous Soul #1: "Bro... check out this dude going on and on about how much he cares about this bitch."
Hideous Soul #2: "Haha what a simp."
Hideous Soul #2: "Haha what a simp."
by m_ndthegap June 2, 2022
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