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romcom job

Jobs with a whimsical quality and tailor made for romantic comedies. There’s a reason why plumbers are found in pornos …they don’t really fit the brief for romcoms, despite being a respectable career choice in our dire economic times. Examples of romcom jobs are:

Greeting card writer (500 Days of Summer)
Bookshop Owner (You’ve Got Mail)
Apartment dresser (Leap Year)
Playwright (Something’s Gotta Give)
Ballet dancer (Saving Face — queer romcom with Joan Chen from Twin Peaks)
Wedding dress designer (The Parent Trap)
Aquarium veterinarian (50 First Dates)
eBay store owner (40 Year Old Virgin — shoutout to the hottest romcom girl of them all, Catherine Keener)
Film director (Pipe Dream — the guy is actually plumber but pretends to be a director to improve his dating life)
The guy I went out on a date with last week has a romcom job: he’s a celebrity ghostwriter
by Sickomonster December 1, 2025
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helmet job

A blow job given while a condom is on the penis
"my girl hates the taste of sperm so she gave me a helmet job"
by scrotostretch October 21, 2009
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Bottle jobs

To throw away a lead or a good chance of winning when you've been on the front foot. More specifically, it is when a team in a leading position loses that lead spectacularly
by skendz April 21, 2024
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Triple Job

Colloquially "Triple J"
When one receives all of the below at the same time; a blow job, a hand job ands a rim job.
3-4 parties must be involved for a triple J to occur. Anything with more parties would be considered a Triple J Orgy.
Guy 1: Those two chicks gave me a sick Triple Job last night.

Guy 2: Sound mate! I've never had more than a Double J
by Gold5 January 9, 2016
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Job

noice name for a person, everyone wishes to have one in there live.
person A: Hey did you do the music assignment?

person B: No, ask Job!
by AL_Mauri69 January 20, 2021
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Persian job

When the person giving you a handy is wearing so much hand jewellery e.g. rings etc, it feels like you're getting your wiener stroked by the Persian ruler Xerxes himself.
"bro she gave me the most painful Persian job ever, my dick still has bruises from all the rings she was wearing"
by yall mind if i uhhhhhh July 17, 2023
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Broom Closet Job

A job or promotion received due to having sexual relations with the boss, supposedly in a broom closet.
Tiffany didn't climb the ranks based on merit. She got broom closet jobs.
by AnonBPlugIM January 26, 2016
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