hard knock life

When one is expecting reward, only to receive punishment.

Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked
Me: Hey Mom, I took out the trash.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.

Me: What hard knock life.

Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.
by Masogir November 05, 2019
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Life during Worttime

Wort is the liquid extracted from the mashing process during the of brewing beer.
'Life during Worttime' speaks to the misadventures in beer life (drinking bad beer, spilling your beer on yourself or others, bad judgement while imbibing or in the aftermath of, etc).
You: Got a little banged up last night. After I left last night, I managed to lose my keys, wallet, & coat (again).
Me: Life during Worttime, yo.
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Harry was carrying a portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism in the right pocket of his pants. "Pistol" has six letters, "portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism" has 37 letters, one hyphen, and three spaces.
by but for April 23, 2021
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lovin the life of dawn

damn i suck at life, im lovin the life of dawn
by EyIAmCoolGuy3 July 30, 2020
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Drama Life

Drama Life: this is Tabitha's life. She is a crazy mf who attracts an abnormal amount of drama to herself
You really have the life of a Tabitha.
Drama Life: this is Tabitha's life. She is a crazy mf who attracts an abnormal amount of drama to herself
by Porsha_Patterson November 22, 2019
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social media life

People try to show they have an awesome life by posting a ton of staged pics and posting on social media in an attempt to make friends.
Person 1-Man, her life looks amazing! Look at those cool pics!

Person 2-Nah, that's just her social media life, her real life sucks balls.
by dboys194 January 23, 2016
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symptom of life

An expression of your existence. Love, anger, sadness, grief, home, your connection to nature, your family, friends, music, art. Proof of your existence, all symptoms of life.
You grief because you love, it’s a symptom of life.
by bigfeelings345 December 29, 2024
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