Jack-Ass Jones

Noun; Commonly a description of a person that is an acquaintance or someone you don't know very well but is truly a natural born asshole. Normally employed when speaking of someone who is more than deserving of being called a total f*#ing asshole but you won't dignify them by even using their name.

Did you hear the way that Doctor A. spoke to that nurse? Well yes, agreed she is lazy heifer, but he is just another Jack-Ass Jones!!

by FlyGirl November 13, 2013

fishing with Jack Twist

engaging in gay sex

So James and Brian just left to go fishing with Jack Twist.

by Elphabecca January 26, 2010

jack o' rag

A sock that has so much dried semen in it that it has the potential to be sharpened into a shank.

Wyatt, Adam is planning to jump you in the prison yard tomorrow
Thats okay, I have enough time to make a jack o' rag

by obedient_muffin January 14, 2014

Reverse Magic Jack

The Reverse Magic Jack is akin to the Magic Jack, but whereas the Magic Jack involves a guy getting his unit worked whilst he is unconscious, in the Reverse Magic Jack, the Jackee enlists the help of an unconscious Jacker to stroke his unit for him.

John awoke with a nice stiffie, but his girl was fast asleep. Rather than beat his own meat, John guided her hand into position, and Reverse Magic Jack happiness ensued.

by 165er February 23, 2014

draw-me-jack

1. Adj. A sexual glare. A come hither selfie. A seductive pose like the one Rose gave Jack in the movie about the botat that met with the large piece of ice.

I think she wants the D, she just posted a draw-me-jack on IG.

by chanthethird October 9, 2014

removed the headphone jack

doing something unexpected, often met by backlash

The EU removed the headphone jack when they voted to ban memes.

by psuedonymnmn August 1, 2018

Jack non peasant

A rich non peasant who has the most luxurious AirPods. He likes to be non broke and laugh at peasants with no AirPods.

“Jack non peasant” is so very rich

by Jack the Serf February 26, 2019