cock bite

Any person you come in contact with.

What is this cock bite doing here?

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

catfish cock

A male's reproductive syndrome where the schlong smells like fish, due to fucking a really nasty cunt.

Damn, that bitch gave me catfish cock!

by oob August 7, 2006

cock squeezer

A jerk off, asshole, dipshit or otherwise stupid motherfucker.

Listen you fucking cock squeezer pay your fucking rent.

by TAU-rico May 8, 2003

Cock squat

When a woman claims a man without him seeking to be in a relationship. This is mostly to prevent him from getting other women in the hopes that he'll come back to the cock squatter in desperation.

I slept with her one time, wtf?
look out holmes, she's trying to cock squat!

cock squatting what a bitch

by ohbeejuanjayobee August 23, 2011

cock omelet

Term used during WLC(warrior leadership course) in the ARMY when a fellow battle buddy switches MRE's(meal ready to eat) when you are taking a piss. You come back to find out your mcrib sandwich was replaced with a vegetable omelet MRE resulting in you calling him a cock omelet out of frustration and disappointment to finding out that you have the worse possible MRE in the face of the earth. Can be used in any situation resulting in where a person is a cock omelet.

"Dave, what are you giggling about?"
"Nothing, Brad"
"WTF!!!! veggie omelet????? what happened to my mc rib MRE?!?!?"
"haha"
"you fucking cock omelet!!"

by look at the big brain on brad January 24, 2010

sense-of-cock

N: A natural appreciation of male genital stimulation.

"The US government is not prepared to schedule bilateral trade negotiations at this time with New Zealand," he said.

"If they posessed either John Howard's or Tony Blair's 'sense-of-cock' they might be in with a chance..."

by Big Tones the knowledgeable November 16, 2003

cock smoker

one whom engages in the smoking of cock

yeah john i just quit smoking cigarettes and pot today..
John: realy man thats great .. how did ya quit?
CockSmoker: i just started smoking cock instead
John: you little cock smoker you :)

by i am william wallace September 3, 2003