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SIMP

An acronym standing for "Someone Idolizing Mediocre Pussy." Basically a man who would do anything to get into a girls pants.
He is such a simp.
by Galexia September 19, 2020
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Simp

A simp is someone who is way too nice to a whamen but only wants to fuck.
henry: I donated $500 dollars to her on twitch and she still wont fuck me!

Evan: Stfu dude your a massive simp!

ps: no one likes henry
by SimpSlayer17 August 10, 2020
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simp

a boy who would leave his bros to flirt with some older hoes. he often thinks that every girl who looks at him is instantly in love with him. often has a high pitched voice and an awful hair cut. a kid who tries too hard and fails miserably.
a: where is ryan? we left him simpin with some 8th grade hoes.

b: ryan thinks you like him if you just have your feet faced in his direction.

c: whats a simp? just think of ryan... oh, then a hoe loving crackhead
by snow_white07 March 13, 2020
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Simp

Omg he's a total simp, his name must be Filip.
by screaming crying throwing up December 2, 2021
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Simp

Artemis is such a simp, such disrespection to the bros
by epic-gamer-27 April 20, 2020
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Simp

Sniper Monke is the true definition of simp.Pitty for those who don’t know.
by Renako February 15, 2021
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