An acronym standing for "Someone Idolizing Mediocre Pussy." Basically a man who would do anything to get into a girls pants.
He is such a simp.
by Galexia September 19, 2020

henry: I donated $500 dollars to her on twitch and she still wont fuck me!
Evan: Stfu dude your a massive simp!
ps: no one likes henry
Evan: Stfu dude your a massive simp!
ps: no one likes henry
by SimpSlayer17 August 10, 2020

a boy who would leave his bros to flirt with some older hoes. he often thinks that every girl who looks at him is instantly in love with him. often has a high pitched voice and an awful hair cut. a kid who tries too hard and fails miserably.
a: where is ryan? we left him simpin with some 8th grade hoes.
b: ryan thinks you like him if you just have your feet faced in his direction.
c: whats a simp? just think of ryan... oh, then a hoe loving crackhead
b: ryan thinks you like him if you just have your feet faced in his direction.
c: whats a simp? just think of ryan... oh, then a hoe loving crackhead
by snow_white07 March 13, 2020

by screaming crying throwing up December 2, 2021

by epic-gamer-27 April 20, 2020

by Renako February 15, 2021

YO DREAM IS A TOTAL SIMP
by Bigdongwong42069 December 20, 2021
