National Shut Up Bryce Day

Everyday people can tell Bryce to shut up once.

Bryce: Hi
You: Shut Up Bryce
Bryce WTF MAN!?
You: It’s National Shut Up Bryce Day!
Bryce: Understandable, have a nice day

by ButtcheesePoopy September 21, 2020

National Grab Ass Day 2018

Grab some ass and smoke some weed

Damn I grabbed dat bootie while smoking a doobie because it's National Grab Ass Day 2018

by Mr Kush Bush May 25, 2018

National Grab Ass Day

whether you like it or not , on April 13 your ass can get grabbed

omg! It’s national grab ass day ! I can’t wait :)

by alliwannadooooooo May 25, 2018

National beat an anti-fur day

December 13th is national beat an anti-fur day, where you can beat an anti-fur and they can’t resist.

Guy 1: Why are you beating that man?
Guy 2: It’s national beat an anti-fur day.

by pyro the incubus November 27, 2020

National ask a girl out day

National ask a girl out day is on the 16th November! Go to your crush and ask her out.. she might say yes!

Guy 1: hey look there’s Molly

Guy 2: ah man you should totally ask her out, it is national ask a girl out day today!
Guy 1: yeah imma go for it
Guy 1: hey Molly! Would you go out with me?
Molly: yeah sure you seem like a pretty nice guy!

by Dumbtingz November 14, 2019

National throw tall people day

October 22, you can throw anyone over 5’10” with no permission needed

Guy: hey you know what today is?
Girl: why day is it?
Guy: it’s national throw tall people day...
Girl: please don’t

by Iamutterlyalone October 21, 2020

national suck off koen day

National suck the off koen day:Anyone named koen is in for a treat on this pleasant day that has took me place on April 20th

Hey koen (masculine voice) it's national suck off koen day, whip out your 12 incher and we will call it a day.

by The guy with the tiny dick April 14, 2019