table water

table water is just like water but now its on a table. most people share it in restaurants or sm

Person 1: "OMG ITS WATER BUT ON A TABLE"

Person 2: *faints of amazement due to the existence of the table water*

by The Bad Command Station July 25, 2025

Water

Water is wet???

Hmmm 🤔

Water is wet???

Hmmm 🤔

by Furlite July 27, 2025

Del Water Gap

the most authentically cool singer on the planet. he has some of the best most underrated songs in the game right now. also a cutie patootie! love u holden <3

STREAM HOW TO LIVE!!!

Person 1: “Hey, do you know Del Water Gap?”
Person 2: “Oh yeah, like in the Delaware River!”
Person 1: “No, the SINGER. Oh my god, I need to put you on right now. Alexa, play Ode to a Conversation Stuck in Your Throat.”

by disconnecteddoll July 27, 2025

Water

Something the Africans don't have

"Fuck man, these Africans have no water"

by Susan Fritzgerald July 28, 2025

Town Water Hose

A slut or whore; likening someone to a prostitute

Timmy: “Tracy fucked so many guys on spring break”
Johnny: “That bitch is becoming the town water hose”

by TimmyWaterhose July 31, 2025

Water shandy

A 50/50 mixture of still and sparkling water. Mixed by Master Blenders in the Surrey/Hampshire border area. Slightly poncey. Opinions vary amongst experts as the whether soda stream fizzy 1 or 2 is best.

I’m driving so I’ll just have a water shandy, please.

by Pauleich August 2, 2025

Water shandy

A 50/50 mixture of still and sparkling water. Mixed by Master Blenders in the Surrey/Hampshire border area. Slightly poncey. Opinions vary amongst experts as the whether soda stream fizzy 1 or 2 is best.

I’m driving so I’ll just have a water shandy, please.

by Pauleich August 2, 2025