Tits

This is the shit

My new car is tits

by Bass0217 March 27, 2020

tit jaw

(n) (insult) A big mouth. The owner of the tit jaw usually has a mouth that's too large, sometimes meaning they talk too much. Can also be used to mean that the person eats too much. Also used to evoke baby-like images of the person.

Damn, Natalie. He's got the body, but just look at that ugly tit jaw.

by The Other Shoe January 18, 2017

Space hopper Metallica Tits

This tuna loving gnome known as the Sunderland leg humper will do anything for a latest squeeze.

Loves banging tins of tuna right up a fat snatch so far the bitch would taste it. John west has nothing on him.

This randy little trout sniffer often found in Arizona Sunderland sporting a Metallica t-shirt, sweat dripping from those dank pits.

Women from far and wide hunt him for his ginger locks

Space hopper Metallica tits says “oooh hitting town tonight, meet at the back of Arizona bitch”

“I’d say let’s get a kebab on route home but al make u a tuna bake slag”

by Cum Dumps October 4, 2019

Tits

Two squishy bumps on ur chest that are beautiful any size, shape, or colour. Except blue. If u have blue tits u should probably go get that checked out.

Person 1: woahhh, her tits are HUUUGEE
Person 2: *punches person 1* RESPECT WOMEN

by TheMegwan August 28, 2020

Turbo Tits

The thought of so many tittys going through your head at an astronomical rate that you can't comprehend.

Friend 1: "hey dude... are you okay?"
Friend 2: "I just had an insane case of Turbo Tits"
Friend 1: "yeah...*looks down*...someone's happy"

by Pusywater March 17, 2023

tits

Something big the girls have that men like to slap and stare at.

Damn, that's one big ass *looks at girls titties. those tits are even bigger tho*

by TheFatDudeWith_a_Rat February 16, 2020

Tickling your tit

Another way of saying it’s just a joke or pulling your leg or I’m messing with you

Person 1: does this dress make me look fat

Person 2: yes

Person 1: 😡🥲
Person 2: Hey lady I’m just tickling your tit calm down

by Peepeepoopo man August 26, 2023