Water malon

a type of water melon that is actually made of chile this is a refrence to kevin malone from the office

Hey its water malon from the office! no its kevin idiot

by Whatamidoingimbored June 4, 2021

if you dun drink water for 72 hours

you will die, a quote from fat tam

Fat tam: IF YOU DUN DRINK WATER FOR 72 HOURS, YOU WILL FKING DIE!
Me: Not drink water for 71.9 hours*
Also me: I'm in danger.

by sfkja,fnmajfnvjnsfj June 5, 2021

Water day

On December 17 people like to play in a pool,through water balloons on houses and bears, and destroy water guns with fire.

Girl-Why are you boys playing with water?!
Boy 1-It's Water day
Girl- Water day?
Boy 2 -Yeah, it's when people play in a pool,through water balloons on houses and bears, and destroying water guns with fire.

Girl- No wonder why every single person is on instagram showing there family playing with water.

by bElLa whatever June 7, 2021

Water Bug

a girl that goes on the boat with a different dude every weekend

“ damn girl, you done turned from a mud cricket to a water bug, smh”

by dontwrryboutitlove June 10, 2021

Oklahoma water slide

This is when a girl is riding your cock and she pisses while sliding up and down your shaft so much she slides right off.

Man, this chick and I were banging after drinking all night, she ended up in the floor after an Oklahoma water slide.

by Daddy Big Balls June 11, 2021

Russian water sex

Russian water sex is the act of pooping in a vase, and microwaving it. From here you will proced to insert this into a turkey paster then will paste into partners butt and mouth

“ hey honey, lets spice it up and try Russian water sex “

by Bo jackson 173362 June 13, 2021

cats and water

(pussy) cat are known to hate water.There's a reason for that its because there allergic i know your probly thinking thats not true but studys have shown that cat dont land on there feet then there water on then and they also hate the water

cats and water are opposites

by torinnn June 16, 2021