yeah shit

The opposite of "no shit". Used to express acknowledgement of the not-so obvious.

note: Unlike its satanic opposite "no shit", this is not meant to be sarcastic in any way.

synonyms: "really?", "hmm, I didnt know that".

example 1:

Person 1: "I went to the dentist today"
Person 2: "Yeah shit"

by www.osmar.net January 31, 2004

Houdini Shit

When you take a shit and know something came out but you look in the toilet and nothing is there

where the hell is it, it pulled a Houdini shit!

by case37 April 30, 2011

Some Shit

Used to describe miscellaneous forgotten food items in a large meal deal order. This is the result of ordering a pizza deal and only remembering certain key items in the special.

So i'll have the one with 2 pizzas, garlic bread and some shit.

by someshitpizzaorder January 21, 2014

Shit-mobile

A shitmobile is anything, usually a piece of technology, that doesn't work very well and makes you frustrated.

Noun: Sorry I couldn't get here sooner but my shit-mobile broke down
Adjective: Grrr, this stupid shit-mobile computer froze up again

by Desolator144 June 26, 2007

Shit, Bitch

A phrase often used when someone does something unpleasant to you, "shit" is the reaction to what they did to you, and "bitch" is the insult to the person doing the unpleasant act. "Bitch" is often said quickly after you say "shit".

Antagonist: Watch this. *Begins to pour drink on protagonist*.
Protagonist: Shit, bitch.
Antagonist: Ha what, did you just say "shit, bitch"?
Protagonist: *Punches antagonist in the nose*.

by yungchub September 20, 2018

Coffee shits

What you get after drinking too much coffee. Have fun screaming in the stall for four hours.

Guy one: Hey did you see bill?
Guy two: Oh yeah, he almost shit himself. I hear he collapsed in public.
Guy one: Yeah, sounds pretty awful.
Guy three: Obviously the coffee shits.

by Whitetrashyt September 29, 2017

Shit Carver

To sculpt statues or lesser known figurines out of piles of excrement, or other bodily waste in a pleasent yet purposeful manner.

Brett: Dude somebody shit all over the public bathroom!
Kevin: Yeah right bro, I know that you were in there Shit Carver. Carve up anything good?
Brett: Abe Fuckin Lincoln!

by HalfPint December 14, 2008