Scottish tea party

The act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members.

A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.

by Dr. G. March 25, 2019

Birthday Game Party

Nester is a birthday game party

Nester is a birthday game party

by Jim From Sprite April 3, 2019

Chipotle Bathroom Party

When one person feels the immediate effects of a Chipotle burrito and rushes to the bathroom forgetting to lock the door. Many other people feel the same thing and enter the bathroom with him.

Jackson: Oh no. (Runs to the bathroom)
Hunter: Oh no. (Follows Jackson to the bathroom)
Hunter (bursting in the bathroom door): sorry man. We’re going to have to have a Chipotle Bathroom Party.

(Both men crouch over toilet)

by Poopassjackson April 7, 2019

Petrol station party

A petrol station is one of the dirtiest types of parties. It involves all attendees inserting enemas followed by tubes into their anuses. These represent the hoses at a petrol station. When someone feels it coming they scream "PETROL" and swing their tube round in the air.

That was a wild petrol station party last night... I needed 5 showers afterwards!

by TheGameMan June 8, 2019

Party Hard Syndrome

Party Hard syndrome

1. A Hangover

2. Extremely Drunk

3. Extremely High

Todd : Did you see James last night?
John: Yah, he had a serious case of Party Hard Syndrome
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James: Uggg I got a huge hangover

Joan: You have Party Hard Syndrome babe
James: Well shit

by bisexualwithaopinion October 19, 2017

Ethiopian Dinner Party

When somebody invites you somewhere with the promise of there being food, but in reality there is no food.

"Everybody was disappointed at Chad's Ethiopian Dinner Party last Saturday."

by Grodon Fereman May 2, 2017

total shart party

synonomous with a clusterfuck, a totally messed up situation.

Well that meeting was a total shart party, we didn't accomplish anything.

by corporate america May 6, 2018