December

It's the month where you beat your dick 1 time on december 1st and then 2 time on december 2nd and 3 times on december 3rd and so on.
Guy 1: hey did you know it was december

Guy 2: uh oh
by Fact distrubutor December 01, 2021
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December

The last month of the year, is when all the chads are born because they decided to be born even though it’s fucking freezing. You would sit contently at home and watch your house getting snowed in while supping a glass of Baileys and stroking your big dog
Oh man December is soon *cracks open bottle of booze* prost!
by Jacky Bills November 30, 2024
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December

Give a girl a hoodie month. This is because its really fucking cold in December and a girl really wants a fucking hoodie. So just give it to her.
Its December give me your FUcking hoodie!!!!
by Garciaisdumb December 03, 2019
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december

a month during which nobody buys from britney
I want a cute plushie from britney but I can’t because it’s december.
by the_duck_king December 04, 2022
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December

She is the best person you will ever meet in your life she will always put a smile on your face.
December is the best friend in the world
by December 31, 2021
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December

No simp december BUT theres a twist it’s only for girls
Girl: omg he’s so cute
Boy: you failed..
Girl: failed what?
Boy: NO SIMP DECEMBER!!!
by Big beef beef December 26, 2020
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December

Lifestyle month in South Africa whereby everyday automatically becomes a Saturday. This is the month where if they send you to the shop chances of you coming back in January are highly at risk, so you must be prepared.
And you can’t afford to wake up later than 7am.
Mom: “Thabo can you please go buy bread for breakfast”?
Thabo: “Okay mom
Mom: “so now where are you going with the cooler box”?
Thabo: “it’s December”
by Bombo November 25, 2021
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