Criss cross cum

When you cum and the sperm starts flowing over your dick. You whipe it but not quite and a little bit stays and hardens into a string thats crossed over between your head and the rest of your penis.

I bust a nut every now and again and i get criss cross cum all over my dick

by SlavicPride14 June 17, 2017

Cum guzzling queen

Slut that takes dick all day and guzzles cum

Elaine is a cum guzzling queen that swallows cum from east to west coast

by S doc August 12, 2016

cum bat boots

Cum bat boots, euphemism for condoms.

Dick and Jane use cum bat boots for birth control.

by Captain Smokeblower October 22, 2019

Zero Cum Stain

Like a Zero Sum Game but with more cum.

Bro, I'd like you to cum on my hat right now but it would leave a mark, and that would negate the pleasure I'd derive. I suppose we're in a Zero Cum Stain

by Waterbury December 12, 2020

Dragon Cum Stance

A martial arts stance that involves the man grabbing the victim and making them cum so much they can no longer move

Last night I destroyed someone with the Dragon Cum Stance

by Dilly Ding Dong November 12, 2020

Obama cum thug

Your average gamer.

Gamer 1: Sup dude you heard about the guy who broke the Facebook post block speed run wr?

Gamer 2: Yeah he is a real Obama cum thug.

by Epstein Gamer January 23, 2021

No sense cum shot

When you cum in the nostrils of a deaf and blind lady, much like Helen Keller.

Person 1: DUDE WHAT DID YOU DO???
Person 2: THE NO SENSE CUM SHOT

by BIKING406 February 10, 2021