on D

when someone is on your dick.

“she was on D bro. i wanted to kill myself.”

by kurayio March 4, 2022

hairyhaggler`d

When something mysteriously disappears (be it a file off a filesystem or even the fluff out of your belly button) it is often referred to as being haggler`d.

Oh what a twat, that file deleted itself, It must have been hairyhaggler`d.

by darkLOCAL July 23, 2008

female d-head

basically a female with a d on her head. you know what I'm saying right?😏🍆

Kid: Hey Mum I saw a girl with a Female D-head on her head
Mum: 😳 Excuse me!? To your room now

by 🏳️‍🌈Happy Pride B1tches July 8, 2021

D:

The face of complete and utter dismay

Person 1: SHREK DIED!
Person 2: D:

by Sordh February 24, 2024

J’n my D

A term for jacking off made famous by comedian Christina Pazsitzky on the Your Mom’s House podcast.

My girlfriend: would you like to have sex?

Me: not right now, but maybe later.

My girlfriend: why?

Me: I just got done J’n my D.

by Doitallnight March 4, 2024

mega D

this is diya, she's called mega D for a reason

"oh how i wish to see that mega d"
"woah its mega d"

by dibbles_ June 4, 2023

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by Adujasty343 July 12, 2025