Sean O - Spencer is a desperate guy who approaches girls through texting to have sex with, while they are in their periods. Just because he works for launch control, doesn’t mean he can launch d*ckpics to girls through texting
by Cats2weed June 11, 2023

by babyblacktooth December 2, 2014

When you grate your dick cheese on to the back of your partner which then leads to you pulling out some fancy cutlery and proceeding to eat it
by TheMotherPlucker April 21, 2024

The machine used to create the national debt and by design was invented to punch through the debt ceiling with impunity.
"Dude - I thought it was Congress and the President making us broke. I came to find out it is the debt-o-matic device invented by our large number of entitled citizens!! Man, what a team . . .
by Contracts God December 18, 2012

by anonymous May 24, 2021

by Sir lancenton February 17, 2022

P O V my cat is the best ever!
by Reba the one! April 8, 2024
