Donald John Trump

One thing about Trump…

His name fits him perfectly:

Demented

Orange
Neurotic

Asinine

Lying

Dickhead

Jerkoff

Obstinate
Horrible
Neo-Nazi

Toxic

Rude

Useless
Moronic

Putz

“Do you not know what Donald John Trump’s name fully means? Don’t? Here’s the answer.”

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 13, 2024

John-ing

The state of going through "the struggle", simply not thriving.

Joe: "Damn bro, I'm straight john-ing right now."
Tina: "I'm sorry your life sucks."

by SpicyChickenSandwich September 24, 2022

Johns

The last name of someone who is a procrastinator

Omg that’s Craig Johns and his granddaughter Hailey their last name is Johns so you know they procrastinate

by Life360 March 31, 2020

John

A twat and a cunt with a small dick

You’re such a john

by Andrew Johnson 2016 February 9, 2018

john fisher

a school full of battymen who think they are the shit when really they enjoy being unregistered sex offenders who try to fuck anything within a 5 metre radius. they all smell of their friends batty creases because they do each other at lunch in the stinkiest toilets. the school is run by a cult of bald white men who all do or look like they do either cigarettes or the kids in their classes. half of them are trying to raise finance for the school by becoming a mid soundcloud rapper who is failing foundation maths.

Person 1: "Did you hear about the guy nonced a 10 year old?"

Person 2: "He went to john fisher so not really surprised."

by Voice_Memos_Application March 29, 2024

John

John is unpredictable and incredible. John can literally lit up someone's life with his unpredictable humor. His existence is someone's happiness, that a person never deem that his presence would just turn things around in an unpredictable way. His gaze is a weakness.It shows how he can be genuine and fragile too. He's incredible in all aspects, that even though a person is normally have imperfections, for him, it makes him more unique and deserving to be loved. He is extravagant—someone that will always worthy of all good things. A John in a person's life is a blessing. A gift from God that is so undeserving for us, because he is more than what we have asked for. Better acknowledge John forever.

Keep a John, He's a blessing.

by Lucialena May 14, 2022

John

John is an idiot. He sucks at Minecraft. He’s cool though. He can make some good toast. And has cool dogs. His music taste is kinda trash tho. If you know a John, he is cool. Be friends with him. Don’t get to close tho, they are known to bite when crowded. lol.

Guy 1: “Have you met John?”
Guy 2:”No.”

by Swordsman891 October 27, 2020