John 3:33

Those who have accepted that you will eat a bug, will not eat a bug.

Person 1: "Hey do you eat bugs?"
Person 2: "I live by John 3:33."
Person 1: "Oh cool."

by chatteringlackofcommonsense June 29, 2023

The John Daly

A makeshift mixed drink: pour the desired amount/type of vodka into a can of Arizona's Arnold Palmer tea.

I like to get shmammered off a good John Daly.
The John Daly is yummy.

by Daniel rehberger and bradystuv September 24, 2011

John Woodward

A pathetic, sad, little man who takes out his anger about his meaningless, depressing life on poor students
An ugly fat old retard, who has anger issues and can't stand being wrong
An immature, dickhead who lives under the delusion that he is funny and that people actually value his presence (he's wrong)

John Woodward is such a bitch and everyone hates him so much.
I hope John Woodward dies in a fire.
John Woodward is a complete insufferable idiot, how does he have a wife?

by Woodwards #1 op January 16, 2025

eat my john

The equivalent to "suck my dick."

"Dude you suck at Mario Kart"
"Eat my john."

by Nerf or Nothing96 January 16, 2018

John

A small man with a big cock.

Is that John he sure does have a big rod!!

by Sarahoh12 November 22, 2021

John

John is a unique human being, they are mostly born in Autumn falls or Winter, he makes mistakes and realises his mistakes as soon as possible, John is Very handsome pure hearted dude who wants nothing in life but true Love, he's been wishing to find the girl of his Dreams. Be assured John's are never unlucky

Stranger: Hey you know someone named John around here??
John: My name is John
Stranger: OMG you are what I'm looking for handsome!!

by Greek Myths November 28, 2021

John Palmer

A person who likes to spy or snoop from inside their own house to the outside world - as from Australian show Home and Away.

“Stop being a John Palmer, and come do the dishes!”

by Pocket changa December 19, 2020