Meat paddles

The extremities we call hands.

My tits longed for his meat paddles.

by Whyiseveryhandletaken February 20, 2017

spicy meat

A popular text of Ainsley Harriott

hot and spicy meat

by dank-ass ninja February 23, 2017

meat thot

A female or male that isn't interested in a serious relationships; but is a cereal dater just for a decent meal.

The meat Thot expressed that she's not interested in us being a couple; but she still desires for us to par take in dinner dates.

by Toomich March 8, 2017

Booty Meat

noun; (slang, stuff Taylor says)

1. Something repulsive or dissatisfying.

2. The butt flesh providing round shape and shade for the back of the legs.

*see also 'cool beans'

That bus ride home smelled like booty meat!

by Jmelz March 8, 2017

meat fruit

a word used to describe the testicles, nuts, ballsack, etc.

"Bro, that dude totally just got kicked in the meat fruit."

by fruityho June 27, 2016

sweet meat injection

Sexual intercourse

Come the weekend I'm getting a sweet meat injection.

by genius mind June 26, 2016

meat submarine

What has lots of rows of teeth, eats anything it can find floating in the ocean and consists of massive chunks of meat when blown up by a scuba tank and a rifle. Sharks, sharks do.

We cut open that meat submarine and there was a license plate from Maine, a tire and half a man.

by talusanpurer June 25, 2016