Short King

These are people who are below average height but have learned to accept it, they are praised for doing so.

Tall Geezer: You're so short hahahaha
Short King: *shows huge cock*
Tall Geezer: oh I'm so sorry I ever called you short

*Short King has hot gay sex*

by Ball Tickler 3000 January 5, 2023

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KINGS

Kicking in nutsacks generally satisfying

Doing KINGS for all

by Iceyman January 7, 2023

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One of the best deltarune YouTubers of all time. He’s pretty nice and friendly. He has his own server “Kraka’s Kingdom” where the mods barely do anything, and the server’s terrible, but hey, it’s all been downhill since user “Aro Ralsei/Sansby#4555” joined. Kraka king makes videos such as “which deltarune character is the most mommy?” And “ai generated deltarune theories”. He’s also very chill and currently warring with the lawless hellhole of “cerealnation”

Romantic Asriel (aro ralseis evil twin) is scrolling through YouTube..
“Wow is that Kraka King!? He posted a new video! Wow, this video is really cool and I should subscribe right now”

by Aro Ralsei, Master of Trolling January 7, 2023

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ludo king

the greatest game known to mankind

person 1: wanna play some ludo king?
person 2: FUCK YES.

by eddiemunsonshat January 13, 2023

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The Monkey King

Fantastic! Love it! Hilarious (and kid friendly)! Fun for the whole family!

Hym "The Monkey King was great! I loved that!"

by Hym Iam August 22, 2023

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King’s to you.

An expression to concede victory to or acknowledge the accomplishments of an opponent or ally. As a reference to a king’s surrender in chess its origin is unknown but is most notable as an “ode des jours” in the rivalry between Edmond Dantes and Fernand Mondego in the film adaptation of Alexandre Dumas’ The Count of Monte Cristo. It was initially used as a gesture of respect between friends and concluded as a gesture of revenge between enemies- often accompanied by the exchange of a black king’s chess piece.

In a modern context, it can be used more broadly in casual forms of rivalry like discourse, sports and courtship when either person outperforms the other in an undeniable or extravagant way.

Dude: “What happened at work? Did they fire you?”

Bro: “No… They promoted me. I’m the new manager…”

Dude: “No way... You lucky bastard. King’s to you. 🫴♟️”

by qy_et August 22, 2023

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