Simp

A guy that puts the hoes before the bros

Tyler is the BIGGEST simp

by Big pp 99 July 29, 2020

Simp

A Simp is Mostly a human being who constantly attempts to grasp the attention of a female, using Awkward skills and disgusting facts, not including his severe obesity to try impress a woman, with a definite fail rate. Although this definition mostly is used to define a human characteristic, animals such as pigs are also known to Simp over female animals.

Ryan the obese cunt is simping for Ee En again. I hate that pig, one day the farmer would get him with the shotgun. Constantly harassing humans with the massive shits he leaves behind in the barn.

by Aesthetic bokchoi May 11, 2020

Simp

Guy who gives up on his own respect to try to please a hoe who doesn’t care about him

That dude just sold his playstation to buy sum bitch a pair of shoes. He a simp!

by Jav23 July 5, 2022

Simp

Simp king is usually a person called David!

Damn David really do be a simp but at least he simps over his girlfriend only!

by RULA G June 28, 2020

Simp

A homie who puts hoes before the bro's

Jun's such a simp for Mary Vanderwood The 3rd.

Jun's a fucking simp lmao for Mary Vanderwood The 3rd

by sailorjjun June 18, 2020

Simp Fatigue

A state of fatigue induced from an extended period of time observing simps incentivize overrated women en masse to produce thirst traps and develop an entitlement complex.

Symptoms of Simp Fatigue include, but are not limited to:

•Excessive irritability at the sight of 😍🤩🥵 emojis
•Compulsive disgust upon seeing a thirst trap
•Referring to any kind gesture to women as "simping"
•Binge-watching MGTOW and manosphere content

I have so much Simp Fatigue! Simps keep coming out of the woodworks to support Sydney Sweeney -who is mid- at the slightest hint of cleavage!

Don't these simps realize typing 🥵 on some e-thot's insta thirst traps isn't going to get them laid?

That simp hasn't even met her in person and bought her plane tickets to Fiji with another man! I can't stand simps!

by Vermillion-Rx July 25, 2025

Simp 🫤

When someone named Noah has a big fat crush on someone that realistically will never like him back and he just can’t get over it. She’s not gonna date you dude, let it go 🫤

Person 1: “hey I think that noah guy is a little simp 🫤”
Person 2: “what makes you think that?”
Person 1: “he’s actually obsessed with you and he makes it so obvious even though you keep friend zoning him”

by TevanTheCoolest March 20, 2024