Hand condoms

Rubber gloves

Fuego used hand condoms when taking out the trash

by FireFuego May 20, 2025

Buttery Hand

The act of ejaculating into your own hand and then continuing to masturbate, using the semen as lube.

Person 1: "how often do you masturbate?"
Person 2: "technically once a day but I do the buttery hand."

by Jsagahw March 21, 2017

Hand sandwich

Hand sandwich.

Verb or noun.

Verb, the act of masturbarion. Begin with the right hand (I.E. the daily bread.) throw in some meat and finish with a little mayonnaise.

Noun

The end result of masturbating. Although edible it is not always recommend, kind of like spam.

Verb. After a long and unsatisfying day James decided to finish it up with a little hand sandwich.

Noun.

After an epic night at the bar James fed sally his hand sandwich.

by Deaftoboybands January 20, 2016

Nightengale Hands

The soft and feminine hands of Lycan Theory. They will make any woman green with envy. When he isn't using them to click clack on his keyboard. He has them extended out to ladies for handouts. When he claps back its like the soft brush of a doves wing.

Lycan furiously waved his nightengale hands in anger when his stream only had 57 viewers.

by Gay Ghost June 25, 2024

second-handed

When you weren’t invited directly by the host of an event, but got in through someone else’s invite. Often feels like a social snub if you know the host and expected them to ask you personally.

“I didn’t get the invite from Sarah — I was second-handed through Tom.”

“Don’t second-hand me, just ask me yourself.”

by supahectic September 4, 2025

Cool hand Luke

When you sit on your hand until it goes dead and then use it to have a wank.

I miss my girlfriend so I’m going to cool hand luke while we’re on FaceTime.

by Patjbg January 11, 2024

hands-down winner

Humorous term for a gal who is an "easy shoo-in" victor over a lustful-for-boobs dude who is trying to lift said chick's shirt off over her head; da gal's super-effective top-removal-thwarting strategy is to simply keep her arms lowered instead of obligingly raising them up over her head.

Even if a lady is a hands-down winner at keeping you from getting her naked from the waist up, you can still access her chest-pillows by either raising her shirt just as high as her arm-pits, or simply reaching up underneath the hem of her shirt and cupping her boobs from there.

by QuacksO November 25, 2021