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National black cat day

On this day if u find a black cat u give it the most love in the world unless u have one u still give it the most love it will ever receive
Person 1: “I found a black cat!” Person 2: “give it love it’s National black cat day” person 1: *gives it the most love ever
by Badyeatsfood14 October 27, 2019
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Cat like ninja reflexes

The agility to handle any insect, person, animal, or object, in a way that protects the ninja, and or their friends and family.
Dave: *kills bug between fingers*
Greg: dang Dave, you've got some serious cat like ninja reflexes.

Dave: I'm kind of a big deal
by tttoriii June 4, 2016
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My cat has ocd

A joke about sh
"How do I describe my mental health? uhhhhhh... My cat has ocd."
by hello_its_me April 29, 2022
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kick your own cat

Phrase that means take your anger out on your own. Don't hand it (your anger) off onto someone else because you'll only be ruining someone else's day. To take someone's anger out on someone undeserving of it.

The story is: The boss learned that her company lost a client and so angrily fires an employee. The employee has a family of three and a wife to feed. He gets home disappointed, upset, and angered and so yells at his wife because the steak was a little raw. The wife after slaving at the stove for hours becomes pissed. She shouts at her eldest to stop trying to break his neck and do something with his life other than skateboard. The eldest, a regional-winning skateboarder becomes angry and on his way to his room, pushes past his younger brother saying "Watch it buddy, I'm not in the mood." The younger brother, who loves his older brother & practices everyday on his skateboard to be like him, becomes so uncontrollably irate that he goes back into his room, sees his cat sitting on the bed and kicks him.

The point is: You can't control whats going to happen in a day. It's best to think it over for another day. And to save a lot of people a lot of weariness and hard feelings, kick your own damn cat!
"Oh Steve! Just shut up and kick your own cat!" Cindy said. "I was perfectly happy 'til you came in here grumbling like that."
by some guy from the internet October 13, 2014
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alley cat gang bang

A gang bang where the receiving recipient wails loudly, similar to a stray alley cat.
"I was surprised how loud Matt wailed while we all were doing him at J's place last night. For someone who had asked for it and thanked us afterward, it almost sounded like he was hating it. The neighbors couldn't have not heard, it was like a damn alley cat gang bang."
by BasicBitch6969 May 20, 2014
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Manas de cat in a tree

An idiot who would sell his ps3 for an xbox and who drives around in a nissan micra because its cheaper.
He sold his ps3 For an Xbox (what a manas de cat in a tree)
by Staninja10 November 22, 2011
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Supreme Cats of Leadership(ROBLOX)

Is a Group Owned By ImNoobTheWeakest

Its very similar to Kitties united in roblox
Can You Join Supreme Cats of Leadership(ROBLOX)? I will make you HR if you join discord
by QUEBERT_DEV ROBLOX September 21, 2020
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