part-time friendship

a shitty excuse for people to be dry texters and not put effort into a friendship

vicky: hey i was wondering if you come to this party with me? you seemed like you loved to have fun when we were talking in english :)

tayla: no, this is a part-time friendship, i regret giving you my number.

vicky’s mind: fuck. i wish people liked me.

by domeafavorandkillme August 2, 2022

caffeine time travel

The action of taking a large (and rather unhealthy) dose of caffeine to speed up the conscious perception of time.

Bro, I really don't want to show up to shitty work today, I'm just going to do some caffeine time travel.

by TheQuantumMadness August 8, 2022

Good Time Charlie

A playboy who always has a good time. See Charlie Sheen for further details.

“What’s that girl’s sign say? ‘Sign my Chest’?What do I look like? Some kind of Good Time Charlie? That’s some Motley Crue shit, right there.” ~Johnny Rzeznik (Cleveland, OH, Jacobs Pavilion, 8/10/22)

by GMG1981 August 11, 2022

Tuscan Two Time

The Tuscan Two Time is a sexual act that is commonly performed in the country of Italy, where it originated. You can perform this act by cumming in a girls mouth and having her spit your semen into a spoon. From there you put the spoon of cum into her asshole and lick it out and spit it into a chips ahoy cookie tray to give to the nearest Half Sender

Dude Jessica has such a fat ass, I want to give her the good old Tuscan Two Time

by Hank the tank3890 September 1, 2022

Trio time trio

Trio time trio is formed of classic sans, sans with cancer, and the one sans that get inturped. Trio time trio has 3 phases with classic dieing first.

*trio time trio appears* *human kills classic* *phase 2 begins* *human kill the Inturped one* *phase 3 begins* *human wins*

by Cancer sans May 10, 2022

Part-Time Gay

someone who does gay things and says they are gay but get mad when you call them gay

billy is a part-time gay, he gets mad when i call him gay but does gay stuff.

by Doggo_boi21 October 12, 2022

havin' a lovely time

(Has to be said in a Northern accent, ideally Yorkshire)

That feeling when you're surrounded by your best friends/family/lovers/everyone in between with good music, booze and dancing. You can pick and choose from those elements, but there will be a perfect cocktail of them for you that means this saying just comes out.

Friend/lover/cuz: Y'alright?
Me: I'm havin' a lovely time...

by Lady Saa December 17, 2021