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Never in my natural-born life

Substitute for “never have I ever” (the phrase not the game), “I can’t make this shit up”, something unbelievable for others, a “swear on” yourself without actually swearing and avoiding a jinx or bad juju tether.

Long-winded response to add edge to a story or sentence.

An attention grabbing phrase for some one/thing/situation that is shocking and/or more serious than just an “ever” . More common around idiom users and anybody you picture when hearing “certain folks”

Similar to: “never in a million years”, “on my momma”, “y’all ain’t gunna believe this but I swear…”.
“Y’all, never in my natural-born life could I make this mess up.”

“I swear, never in my natural-born life would I betray you and ours like that”

“I ain’t lying when I tell you, that fight was crazy! They were ruthless! I’ve never in my natural-born life seen two people get after each other like that!”
by NotoriousME July 29, 2024
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max's life

max jumps in his ride and then drive to friend girls house , maki taki get all girls . he clappy tappys them all he makes make them his mate. maki taki is a alpha male
hhas your life ever felt like max's life
by Liamy boiii December 19, 2021
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life

The worst thing. Can't wait for death!
Life has diseases at every corner, and tears coming from your eyes every fucking day!
by edgyclover November 21, 2018
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Half life friend

A friend that known for half of your life
Aiden and John are both half life friends of mine.
by Ironman99 October 15, 2022
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Life

something that sucks. why are you searching the definition of life?
"i hate my life man, more then I hate my wife."
by IM SO FRIKING HUNGRY July 28, 2020
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Life scrubbing

When you shower and/or bathe for a long period of time to erase all of life's problems and or troubles
Why is Ashley taking so long in the bathroom?
Leave her alone mom. She's life scrubbing
by Kandy apples April 6, 2016
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My chud life

My chud life is a terminology used when someone is feeling like a loner, an incel, a nobody even. Everyone has a bit of chud life in them.
This girl wont respond to any of my messages.
"That's my chud life".
by Assassinkilla October 19, 2025
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