texas rim job

When a woman from Texas gives a man a blow job, she puts a little tajin on the rim of his butt hole first then sucks him to completion.
I visited Texas over the summer break. I took a beautiful blonde home who wore a cowboy hat and a silver belt buckle. We got completely naked (other than her cowboy hat) and she gave me a Texas rim job.
by Brandon Jameson January 21, 2025
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jobbing on

Trying to cause problems for others..usually by a deranged ex partner
by nicolefrenzy March 22, 2014
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whitest job ever

Literally either someone who works at an ice cream shop or is a lifeguard. Fuckgirls-ice cream. Fuckboys-lifeguards. Plain and simple
Dude that lifeguard has the whitest job ever
by Bitchbyee May 24, 2018
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Road Job

A hand job in which the recipient has a shaved penis and is licked down the shaft and onto the balls.

Not to be mistaken with Road Head
"Yo zak my boi, sarah gave me a Road Job the other day"
"You shave? I don't trim my bush."
by The Greasy Grind February 07, 2017
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Laughable attempt at a put down by someone who themselves rarely contributes anything to society in general. They do have a sick lid though and are known for being absolute gold on the smash.
I've had a blue WKD and now feel hard as fuck so I'll throw some shade on the work chat about how some actually useful people are always 'Trynna get someone else to do their jobs' I'm fucking hilarious!
by Boatsrcool June 24, 2022
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robin job

Performing a blowjob on a placid penis.
My man couldn't get it up last night so I gave him a Robin Job. What? Yeah, I blew him with a soft penis. I looked like a Robin pulling a worm out of the ground.
by Aehster February 06, 2016
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Briefcase Job

A bet that has a very high probability of winning.
Desert Crown in the Derby is a briefcase job, I've gone large, very large in fact.
by Dick Focker April 30, 2023
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