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mom finger

It's exactly what it sounds like. Wrong.
Don't make me mom finger you
by Triggstp April 19, 2017
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mom find

Things only mothers find once you have given up or haven't tried hard enough

That moment when you look for something and can't find it so you ask your mother if she's seen it and you look there and still can't find it so you ask her again and she walks over and finds it exactly where she said.
"Mom I can't find the peanut butter!"
"It's on the top left shelf."
"I don't see it. It's not there!"
(Mom walks over, pulls out the jar that is right in front of your face.)
"Oh, thanks for the mom find."
by bardal-es April 20, 2017
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mom

Mom, can I go to the movie tonight?
by chxotic May 6, 2017
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Chris mom

by Chris'smomxo May 9, 2017
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your mom gay

It means that your mom is gay. A retarded sentence that's used by NFKRZ
Kiisily: Wow. NFKRZ: Shut up Kiisily. Kiisily: Fucking cunt. NFKRZ: Kiisily, your mom gay
by yourmumgay May 16, 2017
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the realist mom

Super awesome mom that has swag and cool as hell
by Yilab klof May 22, 2017
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blue haired mom

"Damn that's one fine blue haired mom"a
by Pussay420 May 26, 2017
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