meat chugger

When you are getting a blowjob and your penis gets stuck in her braces and you nut in her mouth.

Your sister gave me a meat chugger and now my shlong has cuts.

by Chancellor Bennet June 17, 2016

meat tossing

A. Not what it sounds like

B. Establishing one's dominance by taking bites out of grilled (or otherwise cooked) meats before forcefully tossing them at living targets in the home of a third party.

Daniel: Did you hear that Zack was doing some serious meat tossing last night?
Eric: That is v. gross Daniel.
Daniel: No, it's not what it sounds like.

by SlootSloth June 14, 2016

Browning the hamburger meat

To take a shit

Doug walked in on me browning the hamburger meat yesterday

by Hamburglar69 May 31, 2016

Won the meat raffle

died, expired, took their last breath.

Prince won the meat raffle

by scrambledheads May 28, 2016

meat wacking

One who admires jerking off their rather small penis.

Goose lip Mel loves meat wacking with hot massage oil.

by Money Green May 25, 2016

eating the greek meat

The act of fellatii on a penis that has recently penetrated a rectum or has partaken in anal intercoarse.

Michelle:Donny's dick tasted wierd when we had that orgy ..
Jane you didn't see him banging Louis

In the ass just before that ......girl you were eating the Greek meat!

by Vigna May 12, 2016

california meat wagon

The sexual act of folding a neverhard dick in half and shoving it inside a vagina. Also sometimes using the balls with the folded dick just so you can feel something firm.

My husband couldn't get hard last night, so we tried the California Meat Wagon. Best I have had in some time.

by Havealotofbalz May 11, 2016