fw my recent

To go like someone's recent on Instagram.

Hey go fw my recent.

by Alysianna! December 18, 2016

Touch My Body

A catchy Mariah Carey song. "Touch My Body" is the first single released from E = MC2, a Mariah Carey album. In addition, it is Mariah Carey's 18th Number One single.

Boy 1: "Touch My Body!"

Boy 2: "EWW! What is that song?"

Girl 1: "Relax, it is a Mariah Carey song."

Girl 2: "Mariah Carey is awesome!!!"

by EddyD August 14, 2008

ink in my pants

One can "ink in their pants" when they are very excited. It is interchangeable to "getting a boner" but "ink in my pants" can be used by both sexes.

I nearly inked my pants when I saw Dave Matthews at Red Rocks.

Watching that stripper do the splits at Shotgun Willie's made me ink in my pants.

by Shiho May 31, 2006

ship my pants

If you can't find what you are looking for in stores, you can find it online at kmart.com and ship it for free.

Ship my pants? Right here?

by Kmart.com April 26, 2013

Jizz in my pants

A funny song for SNL that is about ejaculating prematurely.

Last night I saw a film, as I recall it was a horror film, Went outside and it began to rain, checked my phone and saw that it rang and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS

by A DUDE13545 March 31, 2009

Pee my pants

Urinating in your own pants.

Dude, I'm about to pee my pants.

by Zach G. October 27, 2003

Jump My Bones

to fuck the shit out of someone.... then fuck'em again allll night long! Buckwild Sex!

Hey Estah! Looking mighty finee!I want to tap that badonkadonk of yours and Jump your boness baby! Lets get it on.. on the count of 3.

by pp June 28, 2004