intestine hands

Known for taking something good and turning it into shit with everything you touch.

A kid was given a new toy. His intestine hands guaranteed the toy would soon be broken.

by DigitalSherpa June 30, 2015

Hand Beef

Male masturbation

Hey dude what are you doing?
" I'm gonna go back to my room and get me some hand beef"

by TdogNite July 24, 2015

One handed warrior

When someone masturbates / a very active masturbate-er

I saw Phil the other day in his closet pulling a one handed warrior to your sister.

by that other OTHER guy September 1, 2015

Left-handed taco

Food play based sex act involving spicy salsa. Preferably performed in the back of a rented vehicle.

I just offered a left-handed taco for his birthday. He was excited.

by KD123 July 15, 2016

Grave hand

That random hand you have when you cuddle your significant other, that just sticks out looking like a zombie coming from the grave.

When I cuddle my girlfriend I get grave hand.

by Mr. Beastly September 6, 2016

Croc-hands

The kind of boy who walks out of a room wearing pink crocs on his hands, and then screams and/or cries when you call him croc-hands.

Hey, you know that kid Jeremy? Yeah, his name is croc-hands now.

by EliteSniper4000 October 3, 2016

Two handed wonder

When your masturbate and pet your dog at the same time.

Did you hear about Tom, he is a two handed wonder.

by TwoHandedWonder October 9, 2016