Douche Hound

A girl that can seek out the biggest douchbag in the room

-"Becky loves assholes"
-"ya she's a real douche hound"

by anitdouche August 26, 2011

douche-spanked

when you get verbally abused by another adult for being a major douche

I ate at a restaurant the other night, the waiter pulled me aside and douche-spanked me for leaving a $1 tip

by tjdabomb August 29, 2011

douche-fag

A man of homosexual qualities, but is interested in women in a

douche manner.

ex: "Oh my god, that guy is such a douche-fag."

ex: "He talked about her like the douche-fag he is."

by mr_chili September 2, 2011

Douchebaggery

The act of being a huge douchebag

I can't believe what Jeffrey did. That was Douchebaggery at it's finest.

by Billy Hickman September 27, 2011

douche

a fanny (vagina) washer

an idiot

i need a douche!

your a douche!

by urban dictionary user like you October 2, 2011

Douche Bag

the new word for a jerk. Usually wearing aviator sunglasses, a polo shirt with the collar popped, and thong sandals. These people usually start their stories with "Dude, i was so wasted last night." and tell them loud enough for everyone to hear

"Did u hear Xander making fun of that girl while she was up in front of the whole class? what a douche bag"

by jewish faced dude October 4, 2011

Douchebaggery

The act of doing something that is unneeded and stupid.

As the team ran the football back after blocking the field goal, the team commited the act of douchebaggery and ran on the field and got a penalty.

by NickKimo November 4, 2011