dry dic december

use a hairdryer to dry your dick everyday for 5 minute

dont take showers

avoid getting any liquids onto your little cock
are you ready for dry dic december?
by big man 22211155 November 02, 2022
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december 28th

Quite the asshole, they don’t really deserve anything in life. Most are fine or good but there’s a small few who are terrible.
Weegee: “Hey, when were you born?”
MeeM: “December 28th.”
Weegee: “You suck. B)”
MeeM: “I know.”
by MeeMTheCatMaid October 07, 2021
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December 28th

December 28th is national send a booty pic to whoever sends you this definition
Send me a booty pic bae it’s December 28th
by A man of word December 28, 2022
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December 28th

national give your girl a million dollars day!
Yo it’s December 28th here’s your million dollars baby
by Bestgfever December 28, 2023
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4th December

December 4 is the well-known go talk to Niklas (Minimarko) day!
So go ahead and talk to him, I know you want to.
Emma: - Go talk to Niklas!
Lilli: - Why would I go? I do not dare.
Emma: - Today is 4th December, i.e. Go talk to Niklas day.
Lilli: - Oh no! I'll go right away :)
by ilponaattori December 04, 2023
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4th December

Is your crush's name Niklas? Because today is Go talk to Niklas day! So grab yourself by the neck and overcome your fear.
Emma: - Go talk to Niklas!
Lilli: - Why would I go? I do not dare.
Emma: - Today is 4th December, i.e. Go talk to Niklas day.
Lilli: - Oh no! I'll go right away :)
by ilponaattori December 04, 2023
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decimate your dick december

After the grueling 20 days of November you get to decimate your dick the whole month of December, yes, even on Christmas with the fam.
by CowlickIsPog November 04, 2022
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