Riding the Water Pony

The slang term for gaining sexual gratification from using a Bidet

Bijan is taking forever in the bathroom and it sounds like the water is running, I bet he's Riding the Water Pony again.

by anonymous June 30, 2025

Albino Water Turkey

A pelican that appears on the lake at nighttime

Hillbillies from Illinois call them birds Albino Water Turkey’s when they appear at nighttime

by AlcoholicsAnonymous420 July 1, 2025

Water Rape

When you are at a steakhouse, being charged for water, and they continuously bring you waters without telling you they are charging you for them.

Why is my tab so much money, was I water raped?

by Devin Hurdle July 5, 2025

Bandaid water

A very weak person(like weak tea)

Oh my goodness, the last time there was an issue he was bandaid water and couldn’t even defend himself.

by CoCo1777 July 6, 2025

Dog Water

the water that comes out of or is made from a dog

what the fuck is dog water bullshit?!

by The Phrasemint July 8, 2025

Dog Water

The water that comes out of or is made from a dog; dog piss, dog broth

That was fucking dog water!

WTF was that dog water bullshit?

by The Phrasemint July 8, 2025

Water Bucket Release

A finishing blow to end off an intimate sex session. This first begins as sexual intercourse while wearing a turquoise shirt and jeans. When you’re about to buss, immediately jump up into the air as you yell “Water Bucket Release!” at the top of your lungs, and begin expelling every bodily fluid possible onto your partner as you land on them. This includes semen, saliva, snot, urine, blood, sweat, tears, vomit, and possibly even breast milk. If the following are done all at once, please get some fucking help.

Ex. Ryan came home furious after failing his muntology quiz, so I hit him with a Water Bucket Release to help him cool off. He seemed much better.

by The Muntologist July 9, 2025