Inserting a toy turtle into your ass and letting it slide out into a body of water.....yes this has been done before.
by Chilly mornings March 21, 2016
Get the green turtle lodgemug. Bro, I was fucking that vegetarian bitch Rita the other night. She talked back to me and I gave that slut a green thumb!
by Tommy&Ricky June 10, 2021
Get the Green Thumbmug. The queen! She exudes positivity, warmth and expression, her presence is like no other and her dancing is impeccable! She is so creative and she influences everybody around her. Her energy leaks into other people and it’s beautiful! Lorelei is a gorgeous woman who puts so much love out to the world, she listens and she laughs!
by Whoknowswhoiam November 21, 2021
Get the Lorelei greenmug. When a person shoots a swish in basketball, it is likely they will say “Green bean!”
Referring to the game NBA 2k, where if there is a green bar, it is guaranteed to go in.
Referring to the game NBA 2k, where if there is a green bar, it is guaranteed to go in.
by bigSKYblues June 23, 2025
Get the “Green Bean”mug. “Is there going to be a green mean asserole at the table again this year Karen, tell me you didn’t invite him? “
by lollypappa November 17, 2020
Get the Green mean asserolemug. TDO or temporary detention order. Green warrant was used in parts of the US of A for when a person, perhaps because of a psychiatric disturbance, posed a threat to oneself or others and it is an order for involuntary admission to a psychiatric institution, or as some might say, a hoo hoo hotel.
by Sir Carlton January 15, 2024
Get the green warrantmug. When someone manages a work-from-home employee by checking that their status in a chat application like Slack, Microsoft Teams, etc., hasn't shifted from a green dot signifying "Present/Available" to an orange, yellow, or red dot signifying "Away", rather than by measuring things like quality and quantity of work output, whether deliverables are met in a timely fashion, customer satisfaction, etc.
With the explosion in employees working from home during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020+, many managers who had been accustomed to prowling cube farms and looking over their employees' shoulders to make sure they were working, resorted to this technique.
With the explosion in employees working from home during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020+, many managers who had been accustomed to prowling cube farms and looking over their employees' shoulders to make sure they were working, resorted to this technique.
"My manager totally does management by green dot. I got yelled at for being 'Away' on Slack yesterday morning because I had to spend half an hour on the phone with my kid's school. I'm going to have to get one of those mouse jigglers."
by ImTiredandINeedaNap October 9, 2021
Get the Management By Green Dotmug.