An escalation of a state of Domestic Violence, whereby the "open hand" of a slap is exchanged for the "closed hand" of a fist.
"So what happened?"
"She went crazy and slapped me!"
"Oh man, that's terrible!"
"And the look in her eye; Dude, I thought she was gonna Close The Hand..."
"She went crazy and slapped me!"
"Oh man, that's terrible!"
"And the look in her eye; Dude, I thought she was gonna Close The Hand..."
by PopeMichael May 11, 2011
Get the Close The Handmug. The irritating process in which someone gets offended by something FOR someone else before they get offended, even if they wouldn't actually get offended by it. Most commonly observed on social networking platform: Twitter.
Mei: *name is Mei*
Modern Twitter users: Ur name is Mei? :/ please stop appropriating japanese names. we know ur name is amanda or basic white name
Mei: I'm literally asian help
Me: Do not fret, they are suffering second-hand offense
Modern Twitter users: Ur name is Mei? :/ please stop appropriating japanese names. we know ur name is amanda or basic white name
Mei: I'm literally asian help
Me: Do not fret, they are suffering second-hand offense
by 10:20am September 16, 2021
Get the second-hand offensemug. by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 May 4, 2017
Get the hand ninjamug. A tattoo you get to look heavily tattooed but you have no money. So when you wear a jumper you look cool but in a swimming pool you look like a nonce like micheal jackson.
That bloke in the changing room’s hand sleeve looked cool. Oh scrap that he looks like a nonce now hes in the pool, babe get the kids over with us.
by Real tattooer July 16, 2022
Get the Hand sleevemug. by The VERY big D January 27, 2022
Get the Alabamian Sleight of Handmug. by Yejdbdnd March 8, 2022
Get the National hold hands daymug. Hey u you see john hanging around with Joe after he got done talking to the police ...
Yea that fool second hand snitching
Yea that fool second hand snitching
by Oneluv2nobody916 February 9, 2018
Get the second hand snitchingmug.