Beans

Beans are things that you would put in ur pocket

"Ima put my hand in my pocket*yucky bean noises* oh beans :O"

by RattleMeBones509 November 19, 2021

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by BBBBEEEEAAAANNNNSSS March 16, 2022

pork and beans

Sarcastic term for a corpulent dude who breaks wind frequently.

Da rotund Benny Franklin would be a good candidate for a "pork and beans" example, especially since he actually wrote da infamous "Fart Proudly" essay.

by QuacksO November 7, 2023

cool beans

What normie parents say when they first discover "humor" and want to seem cool. Most often used in place of approving/encouraging words like " nice " or "awesome."

person: I got an A+ on my essay!
uncool person: Cool beans.

by confusedindigo March 5, 2020

Jelly Bean

When you accidentally slam an item that you weren't supposed to make because you were not paying attention

You: Crap!!! I didn't mean to make zephyrs, it was supposed to be a sunfire.
Me: Oh you just pulled a Jelly Bean.

by Luxinder October 15, 2020

sugar my beans

To sugar ones beans is the act of unclogging a toilet with ones hand and using the poop water to favor foods such as BBQ chicken, pork or to use on salads.

Please do not sugar my beans tonight, I throw up all night at the teaser of fecal matter and urnine...the little pieces of toilet paper were as disgusting being i thought they were part of the salad. Why won’t you sugar my beans, that’s messed up!

by Puffer43 September 9, 2020

Bean

Slang term for "barrel" or a "muzzle flash"

"just copped me a bean so my toolie don't spark a lot"

by lipigreap June 3, 2021