tit clamp

When a very strong, large-tittied female grabs a male by the ears and forces his face between her funbags. She the begins to loudly hum, causing her chest to vigorously vibrate, shaking the man's eyes out and suffocating him.

Yo I hit up dat fat bitch Shaniqua she tit clamped my face. She was so sweaty.

by The tit chugger April 14, 2016

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Tits to You

female version of "balls to you!" cause girls gotta have their own insults

girl 1: " hey i cant talk about your break up right now, i have a date sorry!'

girl 2: "Tits to You bitch!"

by fantacular February 07, 2012

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Faygol Tits

A spinoff of the word faygol.
Used in a humorous anger.
Usually used against someone who is overweight.

Friend: Suck my dick, pussy.
Me: Eat my ass faygol tits.

by PotatoButt August 24, 2016

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Bonus Tits

When you’re straight, but you happen to stumble upon a ladyboy pounding out a cis hottie. You ignore the facts, and you get the tissues anyway. It’s like regular straight porn, but with (BONUS TITS).

Sheittt boi, you know I’m straight but I don’t mind me some bonus tits here and there. (PSA, searching for trans porn is gay, but stumbling upon some bonus tits is totally not).

by JDMLord94 June 21, 2024

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