Beans on Toast

The sexual act of one partner deficating on the other partners feet.

I heard that they are into beans on toast.

by ChurchAmI September 2, 2025

Baby Bean

A puppy that is hyperactive.

My dog is a baby Bean.

by Planogurl34 May 26, 2015

bean

When a friend says something incredibly moronic or pointless, which therefore leads to an awkwardness in conversation and general unease. This act is called the act of the bean.

H: "Yeah she was sooo hot"
J: "Soooo hot im sure shes the cause of global warming"
H: "Dude.....bean?"
J: "Definitely bean."
H: "Thank God"

by Harryferads January 16, 2008

fokkin beans

B E A N S
A more interesting way of saying BEANS

Me and the bois at 2 am lookin for fokkin BEANS

by Fokkin B E A N S February 6, 2021

string beaning

The combining of beans by a string that are used as Anal Beads.

All the kids these days are string beaning instead of using Anal beads.

by Rowbaretow February 26, 2014

Bean

A fake friend. Aka snake or a plastic human being.

Nah you fake, been hangin round the beans

by JoeGreen November 26, 2018

bean boosh

verb, to get high and roast someone

My baby bean booshed me so hard the other night, I couldn’t even use my bed right.

by HeatBar May 8, 2021