Socialist Party of America

Not to be confused with : "Democratic Party" or the "Dark Republican Party"

The Socialist Party of America is another name for the "Socialist Alternative" party.

Person 1: What is the second most powerful Socialist Party of America?
Person 2: The Socialist Alternative party.

by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

Boston Tea Party

Back around the time when John Adams was alive and lived in Boston, right before the Revolutionary War, where colonists in Boston got aggrivated with the new Tea Act passed by King George III stating that all imported tea will be taxed, and then creating a monopoly in tea, making sure that 99.9% of all of the tea that the colonists drank were imported, forcing them to all pay horrendous taxes on tea. This major outburst led to a revolt in which the colonists attacked ships importing East India Company Tea, and then they took all of the tea on the boats and dumped it all into the Atlantic. A major factor that caused the Revolutionary War and America's freedom.

History Teacher: Today will we be learning about the Boston Tea Party. I'm sure you'll enjoy the lesson.
Student: A tea party? How is this important to our everyday lives? And please explain how school could ever be enjoyable hahaha
*20 minutes later after the lesson is over*
Student: Yes, kick their asses colonists. Those stupid British deserve it.

History Teacher *smirking*: I knew you'd like it.

by the_true_name_definer ;) December 19, 2018

Party in your Pocket

Your smartphone starts playing music out of nowhere.

My phone started a "party in your pocket" when I walked out of the dentist.

by K47S August 11, 2013

One woman party

When you get to chill by yourself, whenever, whenever.

I had a one woman party yesterday at the roof: sunbathing behind a chimney so no one can see, reading a book and drinking white wine. Just chilling with myself.

by Pashitza June 12, 2018

Lemon Party Lis

A person who enjoys fapping to lemonparty.org

Person 1: Hey! Who's that over there?
Person 2: Oh! That's Lemon Party Lis.

Person 1: Oh yeah! She must have just finished fapping to lemonparty .

by DeezNutz69!@#$ May 7, 2020

your moms a party

When your bestfriend has sex with your mom

Bob:"hey, where were you last night? I called you like a million times.
Jack:"lets just say that your moms a party. Winky face"

by Pepeisalive December 14, 2016

Party Weirdness Theorem

The more seemingly inconvenient* the timing for a party, the weirder** things are going to get. This is due to the timing drawing out only the most dedicated party-goers, resulting in nothing short of debauchery worthy of the Shred Lord, Himself.

*There is no inconvenient timing.
**More absofuckingmazing.

By the Party Weirdness Theorem, Wine Wednesday was bound to be a success!

by Sir Alex of SLO March 17, 2013