not a ton

something that someone might say weights a ton but really doesn't
or to be something that someone says is a weighty subject but really has no merit

I thought it weighed a lot but it turned out to be not a ton.

by Mr. Boardwalk July 11, 2010

Nothing

What Atheists believe is the cause of the universe

'What is the cause of the Big Bang?'
'Nothing!'
'Ah, so the same thing I had for lunch today'

by NorwegianNorwayLover August 16, 2014

Not my problem

When you open the fridge, grab something, close the fridge, and hear something fall.

"Not my problem!"

by Fucking, MEEEE May 3, 2017

Not giving a fuck

Simply not giving a fuck

Its not an example its me not giving a fuck

by Kithysnyc July 10, 2019

big-noter

Big-noter is Australian slang for a boastful person.

How much of a big-noter would I look if I had the mayor's daughter working under me?

by szaki March 5, 2012

Must not Masturbate March ( MMM )

MMM is the abbreviation for one of the hardest challenges the average woman will face if she wishes to attempt it. MMM stands for "Must not Masturbate March" where a woman is test to the core of her will. She will have to go the whole month of March with out masturbating. Many women compare this challenge to Navy SEAL training.

Woman 1: Girl are you still doing Must not Masturbate March ( MMM )?

Woman 2: No way girl I barley lasted 5 days and I finally gave into ( MMM )

by Akhi October 25, 2020

smuggler's notch

A sexual maneuver requiring the insertion of a man's nose into a woman's gaping rectum after anal sex.

I finally got Melissa to let me bang her up the ass, then I found smuggler's notch.

by BubbRubb November 23, 2007