When someone has a sexual herpes on their hand that they got from sexual activity or from a red marker
by mrstealyobish69 April 26, 2015
Get the Hand Herpes mug.When a couple is constantly putting their hands on each other, sexually and otherwise, in enclosed public spaces.
Tom: I gave my brother and his girl a ride to the movies yesterday, but they kept playing hands in my backseat.
Dick: Dude, they ever heard of too much PDA?
Dick: Dude, they ever heard of too much PDA?
by JasonD May 4, 2015
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Get the shake hands with the boss mug.Similar to the penis tuck. The swift tuck you do with your left (or non-dominant hand, leaving dominant hand to shake hands) when you're in public, standing up and have a visible erection.
Typically, thumb (under clothes) at the base of the erect penis and fingers at the head of the penis (over clothes). Then, push wrist down and fingers up. This results in the penis being tucked under the elastic strap of briefs or any such equivalent.
When done in one swift movement (that takes years to master) it appears that you are simply adjusting your pants/getting comfortable/scratching. This can be embarrassing but is better than the visibly erect alternative.
Typically, thumb (under clothes) at the base of the erect penis and fingers at the head of the penis (over clothes). Then, push wrist down and fingers up. This results in the penis being tucked under the elastic strap of briefs or any such equivalent.
When done in one swift movement (that takes years to master) it appears that you are simply adjusting your pants/getting comfortable/scratching. This can be embarrassing but is better than the visibly erect alternative.
Co-worker: "Have you seen the bosses new secretary? She's fucking hot."
Me: "Yeah. When bossman went to introduce us I got so hard I had to perform the one-hand tuck."
Me: "Yeah. When bossman went to introduce us I got so hard I had to perform the one-hand tuck."
by OstracizedElite May 23, 2015
Get the One-hand tuck mug.the act of covering your partners bum in mandarin orange juice then insert your thumbs into their anus and stretch, imitating the process of peeling an orange. you could eat it after i dont know... less you want poo in your mouth
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Get the mando-hands mug."What is that weird noise in the other room?" Susie said nervously.
"Oh that? That's Minh, he's making a hand sandwich."
"Oh that? That's Minh, he's making a hand sandwich."
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