Ethan Hand

Ethan Hand's are typically sworn enemies of people going by the names of Lewis and Kieran. Throughout history, Ethan Hands have typically been the beta males of society, where Alphas like Lewis' and Kieran's will go out of their way to bring sheer pain and suffering upon them.
Lewis: Look at that fucking beta male over there, proper Ethan Hand type guy him.

Kieran: Let's go fuck him up.
by Rubberback November 26, 2018
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Savory hand pie

When you get a hand job, cum in her hand, then she proceeds to lick her hand clean.
"Jasons' mom LOVES a good savory hand pie"
by xXDEVILSTHEORYXx August 11, 2022
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Double-handing

The act of giving with one hand while taking with the other. Most common in Christian communities where clothing, food or services are given with one hand while the other hand expects you to participate in their faith by attending their church or accepting their bibles.
“Gosh I wish I could feed my kids without having to endure the double-handing of our local church.
by WordMiser76 May 28, 2019
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chick-fil-a hands

- At least wash your hands before surgery.
- No, I’m going in there with chick-fil-a hands.
by MaybeARealWord January 13, 2022
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Preacher's Hands

Often manicured, clean, soft, and free of scars, callouses, or any other evidence of actual labor, preacher's hands indicate a life of idle preaching.
"That Habitat for Humanity recruiter was full of shit. How can he claim to build anything? He's got total preacher's hands."

"My boss says he knows how to fix a car, but have you seen his preacher's hands? The only fixing he can do is with a credit card."
by Charmingly Grouchy June 26, 2010
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wang hand

When your hand in an an awkward position, normally in photos.
"Look at this boys new post! He looks so damn fit, but he has a bit of a wang hand."
by Wang hand September 09, 2017
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Wash both hands

When having a FFM threesome, and the guy give both girls simultaneous hand jobs, and they squirt on both his hands at the same time
Last night was amazing! We had a threesome and I got to wash both hands at the same time!
by LLrubberduckie May 12, 2025
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