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Hand Herpes

When someone has a sexual herpes on their hand that they got from sexual activity or from a red marker
OMG that Butch witch has hand herpes
by mrstealyobish69 April 26, 2015
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Playing Hands

When a couple is constantly putting their hands on each other, sexually and otherwise, in enclosed public spaces.
Tom: I gave my brother and his girl a ride to the movies yesterday, but they kept playing hands in my backseat.
Dick: Dude, they ever heard of too much PDA?
by JasonD May 4, 2015
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Texting hand

You're dominate texting hand. The one that you use more frequently. Mostly your dominate hand too.
My left hand feels awkward with my phone in it so I use my texting hand when I'm laying down.
by Kennedy529 May 10, 2015
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shake hands with the boss

To urinate (male, semi-vulgar)
I'll be back in a minute, I'm going to go shake hands with the boss. *heads off to bathroom*
by Dr Akula May 18, 2015
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One-hand tuck

Similar to the penis tuck. The swift tuck you do with your left (or non-dominant hand, leaving dominant hand to shake hands) when you're in public, standing up and have a visible erection.

Typically, thumb (under clothes) at the base of the erect penis and fingers at the head of the penis (over clothes). Then, push wrist down and fingers up. This results in the penis being tucked under the elastic strap of briefs or any such equivalent.

When done in one swift movement (that takes years to master) it appears that you are simply adjusting your pants/getting comfortable/scratching. This can be embarrassing but is better than the visibly erect alternative.
Co-worker: "Have you seen the bosses new secretary? She's fucking hot."

Me: "Yeah. When bossman went to introduce us I got so hard I had to perform the one-hand tuck."
by OstracizedElite May 23, 2015
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mando-hands

the act of covering your partners bum in mandarin orange juice then insert your thumbs into their anus and stretch, imitating the process of peeling an orange. you could eat it after i dont know... less you want poo in your mouth
Dude that girl looks like a freak. I'd totally want mando-hands from here
by beefyvagina June 3, 2015
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Making a hand sandwich

"What is that weird noise in the other room?" Susie said nervously.

"Oh that? That's Minh, he's making a hand sandwich."
by NyanMax June 8, 2015
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