The opposite of a milkshake duck. A viral person that later turns out to have really good views. Named after Jorts the cat.
"I was hoping bean dad was going to be a butter cat, but he was a milkshake duck."
"Oh wow that guy that went viral yesterday thinks healthcare should be free. A real butter cat."
"Oh wow that guy that went viral yesterday thinks healthcare should be free. A real butter cat."
by Wooshie January 25, 2022
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Dude its 2 AM and your Schrödinger's Butter Knife could drop at any moment, hurry up with your snacks before mum and dad will kill us
by 1m1m0 March 10, 2024
Get the Schrödinger's Butter Knife mug.A butter mom is a mom who allows all foods to fit in her kids diet and her own, the contrary would be an almond mom.
Kid: my mom made chocolate cake for desert yesterday!
Kid 2: You really have a butter mom, mine gave me half an almond...
Kid 2: You really have a butter mom, mine gave me half an almond...
by Pousletktez May 5, 2024
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(noun)
A forbidden sex ritual at a Tibetan Air bnb where lube is replaced with Yak butter, and dignity doesn’t survive the night. Starts when one wasteman (usually Choda) melts down half a kilo, pours it over his own crack, and slaps his cheeks until they glisten like naan fresh out the tandoor. Harps then slips three fingers in, stirs like he’s churning ghee, and yanks his wrist like he’s starting a lawnmower. Manvir’s got Choda folded into a full lotus, ankles pinned behind his ears, while Gurdeep’s raw-dogging him so hard the butter literally squirts back out like a busted croissant.
The “dance” part? That’s when they’re all sliding around on the kitchen tiles, cocks out, losing balance, slipping in the butter and still somehow managing to keep fucking. By the end, the room smells like rancid dairy and regret, Choda’s hole looks like it just did a pilgrimage, and Harps is licking his butter-coated fingers swearing it “tastes spiritual.”
(noun)
A forbidden sex ritual at a Tibetan Air bnb where lube is replaced with Yak butter, and dignity doesn’t survive the night. Starts when one wasteman (usually Choda) melts down half a kilo, pours it over his own crack, and slaps his cheeks until they glisten like naan fresh out the tandoor. Harps then slips three fingers in, stirs like he’s churning ghee, and yanks his wrist like he’s starting a lawnmower. Manvir’s got Choda folded into a full lotus, ankles pinned behind his ears, while Gurdeep’s raw-dogging him so hard the butter literally squirts back out like a busted croissant.
The “dance” part? That’s when they’re all sliding around on the kitchen tiles, cocks out, losing balance, slipping in the butter and still somehow managing to keep fucking. By the end, the room smells like rancid dairy and regret, Choda’s hole looks like it just did a pilgrimage, and Harps is licking his butter-coated fingers swearing it “tastes spiritual.”
Example in a sentence:
“Fam, I thought it was just gonna be a cheeky threesome, but ten minutes later I’m arse-deep in butter, Choda’s screaming in tongues, Harps is slip-n-sliding on his belly with his cock like a hockey stick, and Dhunna’s licking greasy finger-holes like it’s a Domino’s garlic dip — full Tibetan Butter Dance, bruv.”
“Fam, I thought it was just gonna be a cheeky threesome, but ten minutes later I’m arse-deep in butter, Choda’s screaming in tongues, Harps is slip-n-sliding on his belly with his cock like a hockey stick, and Dhunna’s licking greasy finger-holes like it’s a Domino’s garlic dip — full Tibetan Butter Dance, bruv.”
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Get the Cut Buttered Hoe mug.(noun) Something especially made with extra love, time, and care, usually food, in order to impress the future or current husband. A product, usually a food item, created in order to flex those cooking skills as "wifey material" to impress your significant other.
A playful and creative expression to describe the idea of a woman showcasing her cooking skills or other abilities to impress her significant other, similar to how someone might use butter as a special ingredient to enhance the flavor and appeal of a dish. It's saying she is putting forth extra effort to demonstrate qualities that may be associated with a "wifey" or ideal partner.
Used in a lighthearted and non-literal manner here and shouldn't be taken as a suggestion that a woman's worth is solely based on her cooking or ability to impress others. The examples are used humorously to describe the effort put into impressing the significant other through food or actions.
A playful and creative expression to describe the idea of a woman showcasing her cooking skills or other abilities to impress her significant other, similar to how someone might use butter as a special ingredient to enhance the flavor and appeal of a dish. It's saying she is putting forth extra effort to demonstrate qualities that may be associated with a "wifey" or ideal partner.
Used in a lighthearted and non-literal manner here and shouldn't be taken as a suggestion that a woman's worth is solely based on her cooking or ability to impress others. The examples are used humorously to describe the effort put into impressing the significant other through food or actions.
example with food:
Girlfriend makes amazing cheesecake for her new boyfriend. A lemon zest cheesecake topped with blueberry compote. Super extra. It takes hours from scratch in her springform pan. She wakes up at 2am to take it out of the oven. She doesn't do this for just anyone. Only someone worthy of being impressed by this extra effort. She knows this will impress anyone, so she only flexes for the correct guy, and only once in a while to keep it special.
Boyfriend says, "Wow, this tastes so amazing!
Girlfriend, "Yeah, don't get used to it. That's just a taste of dat wifey butter!"
Other example:
She does that thing he really really likes. He's impressed she thought of it. She gives a nod like and a smooth look. "Yeah, you know that was good. That's that wifey butter."
Coined by Tiffany Rachel.
"Wifey Butter" represents a metaphorical substance or quality that someone (in this case, the girlfriend) possesses or showcases in order to impress their significant other, indicating that they have the skills and traits associated with a desirable partner or potential spouse.
Ultimately, "wifey butter" represents the efforts made to create a lasting impression and maintain a special connection with someone significant in their life. The analogy with food and cooking is used to add a playful touch to the expression.
Girlfriend makes amazing cheesecake for her new boyfriend. A lemon zest cheesecake topped with blueberry compote. Super extra. It takes hours from scratch in her springform pan. She wakes up at 2am to take it out of the oven. She doesn't do this for just anyone. Only someone worthy of being impressed by this extra effort. She knows this will impress anyone, so she only flexes for the correct guy, and only once in a while to keep it special.
Boyfriend says, "Wow, this tastes so amazing!
Girlfriend, "Yeah, don't get used to it. That's just a taste of dat wifey butter!"
Other example:
She does that thing he really really likes. He's impressed she thought of it. She gives a nod like and a smooth look. "Yeah, you know that was good. That's that wifey butter."
Coined by Tiffany Rachel.
"Wifey Butter" represents a metaphorical substance or quality that someone (in this case, the girlfriend) possesses or showcases in order to impress their significant other, indicating that they have the skills and traits associated with a desirable partner or potential spouse.
Ultimately, "wifey butter" represents the efforts made to create a lasting impression and maintain a special connection with someone significant in their life. The analogy with food and cooking is used to add a playful touch to the expression.
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